That’s right, those of you who voted for McCain, Obama won. Now will you please understand that no matter how much you cry, whine, and compare Barack to a terrorist, he’s still going to be president.
Obama won the election because he’s going to give us change. I wish he could give us all a giant hug, but he can’t. He’s just normal man sized, and he’d need giant arms to hug all of America. So I’ll settle for change.
I’m not sure what legitimate reason people have to be scared of Obama. I understand people who don’t agree with or don’t understand his liberal policies, but that doesn’t mean that you should be scared of him. If I were scared of everything that I didn’t understand, I’d never be able to look at numbers ever again. How inconvenient. My conclusion is that everyone must be believing the false information that has been circulating about Barack. I’ll attempt to dispell your misgivings now.
- Obama is not Muslim. He’s a Christian. There was a huge scandal about his preacher, so you should know this by now…
- He did not go to a Muslim seminary. Those are rumors.
- He’s not anti-American. He loves America. Chicago in particular, but America as a whole, as well.
- He is not a socialist. He just cares about the country. Does liberalism lean toward socialism? Yes it does, but it’s definitely not and you would get that with any Democratic candidate, so don’t single out Barack for this.
- He’s not racist. Haven’t you figured out that his mom is white? Because helloooo, she is.
I hope that this will help put some of your minds at ease. I realize that not all of you will care that the rumors aren’t true, and that some of you might be upset for other reasons. And I respect that, but I still think it’s a shame. The rest of the world is celebrating, and it’s sad that you all are left out of it. But I’m certain that you’re going to be celebrating in no time. Just wait until Obama’s in office and starts fixing our education system. You’ll understand then, and if you don’t, then tough cookies.
Because Barack Obama is the new president elect.
